This week's National Enquirer contains some stellar reporting on one of the most compelling stories of our time: Jen v. Angelina.
It turns out that Ms. Jolie in a recent New York Times interview (which I read, but at the time, I confess, didn't comprehend the full significance of), contradicted her previous claims that she and Brad had not adulterously carried on while filming that disturbingly violent film
in which Brad Pitt slams Angelina around quite a bit. As we all know, Brad and Angelina doth protested too much that Brad did not cheat on Jen with Angelina. Of course, no one really believed that. And now we have Angelina telling the Times how wonderful it is that her children get to watch a movie in which their parents fall in love. And, bingo, confirmation: Homewrecker. Angelina apparently recognized her error after the story's publication and flew into damage control. The Enquirer says she contact Jennifer to apologize, which means she was under some delusion that the apology would be accepted. But, no. "Rather than unleashing her fury... [Aniston] took the high road," the Enquirer reports, saying that Jen told Angelina, "You just go on ahead and keep living your happy life." Brad reportedly is all atwitter over this because Jen is starting to spill the beans about his flaws, including what a vain dumbass pothead he is. I do believe this is the Shakespearean tragedy (or is it comedy?) of our time.
It turns out that Ms. Jolie in a recent New York Times interview (which I read, but at the time, I confess, didn't comprehend the full significance of), contradicted her previous claims that she and Brad had not adulterously carried on while filming that disturbingly violent film 
in which Brad Pitt slams Angelina around quite a bit. As we all know, Brad and Angelina doth protested too much that Brad did not cheat on Jen with Angelina. Of course, no one really believed that. And now we have Angelina telling the Times how wonderful it is that her children get to watch a movie in which their parents fall in love. And, bingo, confirmation: Homewrecker. Angelina apparently recognized her error after the story's publication and flew into damage control. The Enquirer says she contact Jennifer to apologize, which means she was under some delusion that the apology would be accepted. But, no. "Rather than unleashing her fury... [Aniston] took the high road," the Enquirer reports, saying that Jen told Angelina, "You just go on ahead and keep living your happy life." Brad reportedly is all atwitter over this because Jen is starting to spill the beans about his flaws, including what a vain dumbass pothead he is. I do believe this is the Shakespearean tragedy (or is it comedy?) of our time.
