Starbuck:
She's a tomboy, and, frankly, there just aren't enough of them on TV.
No one says "frak me" quite like her.
She does not mind if she smells, as in: "One of us needs a bath."
She is complicated.
She is better than the boys.
She winks.
President Roslin has a crush on her.
And, apparently, so does everyone else.
She looks great in a uniform.
She smokes cigars.
She drinks too much. (A good quality in a fictional character. Unfortunately, does not translate to reality.)
Moby-Dick references are always appreciated.
She swaggers in a sports bra.
Now, for Starbucks:
Starbucks makes good lattes and offers a place of employment for baristas with tattoos. (This is important to society.)
Starbucks is an indicator of civilized society. Meaning, if there's a Starbucks nearby, it's probably a safe area for queers.
Starbucks supports layabouts, slackers, and procrastinators. (This is also important to society.)
Starbucks is reliable. (A boring quality in a fictional character, but a good quality in a real-life coffee shop.)
Starbucks also sells chocolate.
