Breaking News: Lesbians play hoops

The recent edition of ESPN magazine features a poll of college basketball players revealing their thoughts on coaches, overrated programs, etc. While reliably male-dominated, ESPN this time did not overlook female players. Their poll of women across the NCAA revealed that 60 percent of them said "Yes" to the question: "Do you believe you have any gay teammates?" Meanwhile, 17 percent said "Not sure," and 23 percent said "No." The 23 percent who said "No" also believe that simply wearing their hair in a ponytail makes them appear straight.