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UPDATE: Okay, I just discovered the video has been removed from YouTube for copyright reasons. For those of you poor souls who missed it (which means you really need to peek at the Sapphist Gazetteer more frequently...), I will use my extensive journalistic training to describe it to you: Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart are standing close together surrounded by people at what appears to be a red carpet event. Jodie is formally attired and looks otherworldly perfect (Caprica Six-ish) in a tiny, shiny cocktail dress. Kristen looks like a pretty but awkward teenager in jeans who'd rather not be at the soirée. Kristen is talking to Jodie and brushing her hair out of her face like a teenage girl, and Jodie is gazing at Kristen with intense attention as if she's the most fascinating creature Jodie has ever encountered.