Today, the Philadelphia Inquirer reports that Matthew Clemmens, the reckless puker, also nicknamed Pukemon, received 30 to 90 days in jail. That's an appropriately severe sentence for such scurrilous spew.
He's also sentenced to 50 hours of community service, via custodial work at Citizens Bank Ballpark. I'm no jurist or anything, but it seems to me it might have been more appropriate for him to work in a janitorial capacity at a bulimia clinic.
And I'll take that cheesesteak to go. Thanks.