Friday, February 26, 2010

Sorry, technical difficulties. Please cry again later.


My computer is still in the shop, and there it will remain. They tell me they can't fix it but they can get the data onto a CD. The problem is, they have lied to me before. I'll believe it when I see it.

I won't update this blog until the new computer is in place, unless there's something that can't wait. I will keep updating It's News 2 Them™, because it's easier.

I think I'm about to become a Mac user again. The last one I bought was 25 years ago, and I hear they've made some improvements.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The two blogs: compare and contrast.

Let's get things clear. This is The Blog and It's News 2 Them™ is The Other Blog. At the end of March, this blog will be three years old and The Other Blog will be three months old. This blog has had about 250,000 visits, the Other Blog is just over 3,000.

But the growth potential for the younger sibling looks very bright indeed.

After all, what is this blog? It's some old guy talking about the stuff that interests him. Pop culture, politics, lolz, math, giant women, whatever.

There is some appeal, granted. I have people who read this blog everyday, the number is probably around 100. Currently, there are also about 400 visitors a day who stop by usually to look at some image in the archive, from Val Kilmer to transparent globes to analog clocks.

All well and good.

What is the possible appeal of The Other Blog?


Tattooed strippers.

In the long run, if I keep both blogs going, it won't be a contest.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Australia


Sunny Day Real Estate, originally uploaded by feelingsinister.

Sunny Day Real Estate, Jimmy Eat World and Glassjaw shared the same stage in Australia last night, that is an epic line-up. Photo is of Dan Hoerner, he doesn't get enough love. Here is a review of the show.

Wednesday Math, Vol. 110: A simple mnemonic for division and zero


You might remember from a math class ages ago that you can divide by zero. The problem is that a lot of students just hear "Zero... division... bad." It's perfectly okay to cut zero up into as many pieces as you like, but chopping a thing into zero pieces is problematic. This means another set of students will know that one way to have zero in a fraction is all right while the other way is bad, but they will forget which is which.

Christine Will, one of my fellow teachers at Laney, put this mnemonic up on the board during a talk and I think it's a good teaching tool.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Nice round numbers.


At a little past 3:00 p.m. this afternoon Pacific time, visitor number 250,000 came by this blog. I post this picture of the 250,000 Laris note from Georgia (former Soviet state, not former Confederate state) in commemoration.


The person was from Oregon City, Oregon and they were looking for a picture of Eartha Kitt, as good a reason as any to stop by.

Yay, milestones!

Mary Carillo, an enigma wrapped in a butch pantsuit...

I've been enjoying watching Mary Carillo at the Olympics, where she's been trading witticisms with Bob Costas and gamely carrying the torch through the most remote stretch of arctic Canada. All these years I just assumed that Mary Carillo, she of deep voice and broad shoulders, was a lesbian. And it's not just because of the aforementioned baritone and athletic build. No, I have something that stops just short of evidence, which is that I saw Mary Carillo—French Open doubles champion and celebrated broadcaster—walking down Commercial Street in Ptown a few summers ago. It was just a few weeks after Wimbledon, and, as you might know, I had spent that fortnight listening to Mary's expansive vocabulary and emotive tendencies. So when I saw her cutting a tall sapphic figure down the gayest street in America, I called out, "Hey Mary, great job at Wimbledon!" and, in response, she smiled and waved.

Considering all this, I was confused, as I so often am in these matters, to recently find out it's not widely known and publicly established that Mary Carillo is a big, fat lesbian. She apparently was married to a man for almost 20 years and has two children. Not that lesbians can't be married with children, but they tend not to be married to men. Of course I know that there are plenty of women who come out late in life. I celebrate that fact. But the thing that confuses me is, why didn't anyone just simply state the obvious earlier in life, such as: "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your wife is a lesbian." Or, to the woman herself, "Girl, the reason you are having such strong feelings about your [colleague, roommate, best friend, barista] is because you have a crush on her—because you are a lesbian."

Welcome to the party, Mary. No matter how late you arrive, it's good to have you here.

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One degree (and 25 years) of separation


As I have mentioned before, back in the 1980s Padre Mickey and I formed a band called The Wonders Of Science. It was just the two of us who recorded our first EP The Record Of The Same Name, but when we decided to go on stage we added some members so the music wouldn't just be the two of us and a drum machine. From left to right in the picture, we have the Good Padre, yours truly, the crooning Travis Hunt and Lexi, our drummer. We recorded two records on our own dime, made a music video, but we were a local band playing mostly in the South Bay Area from San Jose to Palo Alto with a few gigs in San Francisco.

When I left the combo in 1985, the rest of the guys recruited a lead guitarist, Steve Swayzee, and made a major change in musical direction. Instead of a synthesizer band, they were now a guitar combo and changed the name to A Cruel Hoax. They also put some of their songs on vinyl, and their gigs ranged further afield, from Chico in the north down to Hollywood. But still, A Cruel Hoax played their last gig in 1989, local heroes who never got a recording contract, much like The Wonders Of Science.



You might think the story of two garage bands that played back in the Reagan era would just be a fading memory, but one of our contingent, our young drummer Lexi, later changed his name to Lex and gained some national recognition on the first major reality show Survivor. His blond swoopy hair was replaced with dark spiky locks and he went for several piercings and tattoos. He was still drumming with bands, and in 2005 hooked up with some guys from the band Smash Mouth, a San Jose band that had a couple hits in the late 1990s. The new band is called The Maids Of Honor, and their songs have been heard on the network TV shows Mercy and Dirty Sexy Money. Their first album was released last month on the Halfway To Hell label.



Best wishes to The Maids Of Honor on their record release and especially to my old band mate Lex. Nice to see hard work and persistence pay off.

Monday, February 22, 2010

The health of the nation.


Bob Dole, 86, is at a veteran's hospital. He had a bout of pneumonia and there were complications. He's getting the best care and he deserves it, but so do a lot of Americans who aren't getting the best care.

I wish Sen. Dole all the best.


Dick Cheney is in the hospital complaining of chest pains. He is not at a veteran's hospital because he is famously not a veteran. He had five deferments from military service and he's had just as many heart attacks, the first one at the age of 37. Still, he's getting good care on the public dime.

Mr. Cheney doesn't have a pacemaker, he has a portable defibrillator. From what I've heard, this machine will keep his heart beating after brain death.

I wish Mr. Cheney would get a fucking clue, but being evil is not counted as a pre-existing condition.



If I were to pray to the God of Machines...


today would be as good a day as any and better than most.

Friday afternoon, my computer crashed. I usually don't turn the machine off, just put it in sleep mode, but Friday morning I shut it down and when I came home from class, it wouldn't turn back on. I took it to the shop and they said they'd have a look at it, but some of their equipment was on the fritz, so there won't be any word until today.

The good news is that the data appears to be retrievable, and if the problem is just the power supply the fix will be fairly easy.

If not, I may be in the market for a new computer. I haven't bought a computer in probably 20 years, maybe more. The one I used back in the 1990's was a gift from my friend Kevin; it still works for writing homework and quizzes, but is way too slow to hook up to the Internet today. My upgrade was a laptop I got as part of my payment for writing the Pascal's Triangle website, and that's what I'm using to write this post. It's slow and there are keys that don't work, like the Ctrl key, which slows work down considerably. The computer in the shop was a second hand computer from my friend Alan, a major upgrade over the seven year old laptop. I'm thinking about what I will buy if the news is bad today, but I'll wait for the verdict before deciding my next step.

As you can see, the illustration is from a O-L-D science fiction story about a computer-reliant alien race. Those wacky SF writers! Where did they get their crazy ideas? A race reliant on computers indeed! It sure would suck to be them.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

mewithoutYou at Cornerstone



Pretty random entry, but I was going through a lot of old photos recently and came upon this one, which I love. It is outside the Encore 2 tent at Cornerstone 2007.

The new Fair album is out, and as you can tell from Last.fm, I have been listening to it constantly. BUY IT.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

And that's the truth.

If you haven't yet started watching Damages, you now have a compelling reason: Lily Tomlin. Yes, Tomlin, out lesbian and one of the best loved entertainers in America, has joined the dark and devilish cast of the television drama that stars Glenn Close as an evil sort of seductress. It is a stroke of genius to cast not only our girl Lily but also Martin Short, because these two comedians bring a layer of high camp to the show, now in its third season. I hope this means the plot will veer from the unnecessary violence of the previous seasons and instead continue to pursue the outrageous. The story line in Damages this season is basically the Madoff scandal, and Tomlin plays the equivalent of Ruth Madoff. In one scene, Tomlin is in a fur coat speaking with her son (Campbell Scott), while a long cigarette hangs from her mouth. The cigarette bounces up and down while she talks. It's too funny.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Roy Ira

If this picture isn't enough to intrigue you, then go check out Roy Ira's songs at Myspace or Facebook. Much different than most music I listen to, but equally as good. This description should help you decide whether or not you are interested, taken straight from the band's Myspace: "Sounds like: hank williams and the carter family meet will oldham, perhaps. but not nearly that good. maybe beck 'one foot in the grave' runs into the johnny cash american recordings outtakes. hopefully something like that."

They just recently recorded a new 6 song EP, and you can hear all the songs online. They are performing Feb. 20 at the Mercy Lounge in Nashville, TN.

Fear and loathing

Okay, the semester is up and rolling, and so I've finally found time to respond to some of the idiocy in the world. First up: Fear of "hermaphrodites in the military." While we applaud President Obama for finally making the push to dismantle the military's inherently discriminatory "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, we are discouraged once again by the stunning ignorance of that persists among our elected officials. Rep. Duncan Hunter, a Republican from California, on Feb. 3 told NPR that he feared removing the policy would "open up the military to transgenders, to hermaphrodites" in addition to regular ol' gays and lesbians, whom he also opposes. Hermaphroditism, or, more accurately, intersex, is a biological condition that is present in up to 1 in 1,500 births. It does not refer to sexual orientation. There apparently is no current ban on intersex people serving in the military.

There is also no reason to fear gays, lesbians, or transgender people serving in the military. Indeed, they are already there.

The Baby Dykes Have Voted

AfterEllen recently polled its pop culture-obsessed readers (honestly, are they all under 25?) asking which "out female celebrity" they'd most like to see make a guest appearance on the queer-friendly musical sitcom Glee. No surprise, those baby dykes voted for the adorable little heartthrobs Tegan and Sara.

By the way, the fabulous Margaret Cho, who considers herself queer (the husband notwithstanding), is making an album of duets that will feature a song with T&S.

Friday, February 5, 2010

New Fair song; new album next Tuesday

Reason to buy vinyl #2: Thrice- Beggars






DETAILS:
Artist: Thrice
Album:Vagrant Records
Release date: 12/15/09 (Vinyl; digital release 8/11/09 and CD on 9/15/09)
Tracks: 10
Free digital copy? Yes, includes download card.
Vinyl: 1 LP, clear blue. Pressing limited to 2000 copies, 500 of each color.
Artwork: Contains 24 page 11" x 11" full-color book. Features full lyrics, extensive liner notes, comments by each member of the band on each song, and photography by Matt Wignall. Far more extensive than CD release.
How to buy: www.vagrant.com

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Saab is saved

We can all relax. The lesbian car, Saab, is to be purchased from GM by Spyker, a Dutch sports car manufacturer, for $400 million. A steal. Spyker makes C8 Aileron sports cars, which, to my knowledge, I've never laid eyes on. (But, then again, my Dad did bring me to all those car shows, so maybe I have.) A quick Google Images search revealed this gorgeous interior of the 2009 C8 Aileron. Feast your eyes. That interior is almost as good-looking as Bette Porter.
BusinessWeek reported that the company will be renamed Saab Spyker Automobiles NV and will introduce a smaller model, the 9-1. I cannot wait for this.