Showing posts with label Alanis Morissette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alanis Morissette. Show all posts

Monday, December 27, 2010

Alanis rocks

My capacities are temporarily limited as a result of expending too much energy digging out from the Blizzard of 2010. Therefore, I will address a lightweight issue of the day. No heavy lifting for me after a day of butching it up with a snow shovel. So the topic is my girl Alanis Morissette. First we hear that her ex, Ryan Reynolds, is divorcing Scarlett Johansson. Then we learn that Alanis, meanwhile, has had a nice healthy baby boy with her new younger man hubby, underground rapper (and Massachusetts native) Souleye. The baby was born on Christmas day. Congratulations, Alanis! ("I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother...")

One thing I love about Alanis is her openness about her past bisexual experiences. I also love that she has convincingly played a lesbian—if not a very nice lesbian—on Nip/Tuck. She's also funny, which is always sexy. And naturally, I love her music. Many people do. She has sold 40 million albums worldwide. (In case you forgot, Jagged Little Pill was the best selling album of the 1990s.) I even love her songs with the occasional crappy lyrics. The music and her voice make up for everything. She is unapologetic about who she is. She's a rock star. And a true artist. Her remake of Seal's Crazy is particularly good, and the video has a sweet lesbian surprise at the end! See for yourself.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Alanis panders to lesbians, and we like it


Alanis Morissette is funny. Remember several years ago when she appeared on Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Her latest comedy triumph is a spoof trailer for a nonexistent girlfriends-go-on-a-road-trip film. There is blatant pandering to lesbian fans, which we like to see, including Tegan and Sarah music, a gratuitous butched-up crotch-grab, and musical credits such as: Muscular Lesbians and Jody Foster's Army (sic). Despite some research, I have failed to determine if Muscular Lesbians and Jody Foster's Army are actual bands.
View the clip at funnyordie.

More news re Alanis is that she has lost some post-Ryan Reynolds breakup weight after adopting a vegan diet. Does this mean she is now less aggressive and, therefore, we should no longer expect any angry anthems from her? Disappointed, if so. But supportive of her choice to be healthy.

Alanis apparently is appearing in seven episodes of Weeds this season, playing an ob-gyn doctor who treats Nancy Botwin, played by beloved Mary Louise Parker. We love Mary Louise Parker for many reasons, but especially for the slow, sweet line she delivered in the 1991 lesbian classic Fried Green Tomatoes: "Why, Idgie Threadgoode, you're a bee charmer."