Yah'weh, you stinker!

He was quite the scamp back in the day.

An End of the World for the rest of us.

Ragnarök.

You know, Odin swallowed by a wolf, Heimdall and Loki finally destroying one another, Thor kills a huge snake but succumbs to the poison, the Nine Worlds engulfed in flames, the earth swallowed by the sea.

But... there's a happy ending.

Ikea stores for everyone!

You know what I haven't done in so long?

A lolz.

More specifically, a lolz cat.

Even more specifcally, a lolz cat of the form "im in ur _______, bein _____."

And now I feel almost magically better.

Self-made LOLZ levels...dangerously low!

It's snowing in Berlin and the elephants in the local zoo were photographed playing around in the cold stuff. It may just be anthropomorphizing on my part, but their mouths look like they are smiling. They showed some of their usual behaviors with the new stuff, both throwing it on their bodies like they do with dirt and putting it in their mouths to drink it like water.

Since they seemed to be having a good time, I thought I'd join them by making a lolz.

When logic and persuasion fail...

It's nice to have the trump card.

Yet another reason to love Princess Sparkle Pony.

If you know about lolz and you know about Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell and her anti-masturbation views, this joke kinda sorta writes itself.

Well, I know about both those things, but I didn't write this.

Peteykins, the artist formerly known as Princess Sparkle Pony, wrote this.

This is yet another reason to love Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog.

You should visit sometime. Seriously.

You learn something new every day, if you aren't careful.

I can't say I learn much doing the research for the other blog, It's News 2 Them, since I don't believe most of what I read. When a good chunk of the stories in the supermarket rags are denied by all parties involved, I don't have the resources to find out who is telling the truth and who is just making stuff up.

But the usually unreliable Globe told a story this week, and it had several facts I was not aware of, as well as several I already did know. Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine were sisters, and both were Oscar winners. Their feud back in the day was well documented.

That's the stuff I knew.

Did you know both of them are still alive? Yes, Olivia just turned 94 and Joan is 92 and THEY STILL HATE EACH OTHER'S GUTS!

I checked all this stuff. Still alive and the feud is still on as of two years ago, reported by an honest to Lenny real newspaper in the U.K., the Independent.


While it doesn't show all the maturity in the world, you have to give them points for perseverance.

Lazy blogging Thursday.Wait, what day is it?

What? Is it Caturday already?

No, it's Thursday. It says so in the title of the post and it says so on my calendar.

Wait! This isn't the Cat In The Bag blog! Okay, now I'm confused.

Okay, a lolz! This must be Lotsa 'Splainin' 2 Do!

Sure it is. It says so in the title at the top!

Sheesh. I'm glad we cleared that up.

Lazy blogging Thursday - the return of the lolz dog.

Let me state the obvious.

That's a li'l piggy.

But so cuuuuuuuuute!


Nicked from Ihasahotdog.com. Captions by Jay McGee.

Lazy blogging after the graveyard shift.

How much brain do I have left after an eight hour shift of clerk work?

Not much.

This is why the baby Jesus invented lolz cats, to save the diligent (read: obsessive) blogger from the dreaded day of blank space.

And I chose this one because I believe with my whole heart that I will never tire of the joke construction:



I iz [in some particular location]
[dependent clause with gerund].

'Cause it's comedy gold.

Random 10, 4/16/10

Go Now The Moody Blues

Stupid Girl Garbage

Men Called Uncle Elvis Costello & the Attractions

Rider In The Rain Randy Newman

She Said She Said The Beatles

Fallen From The Sky Glen Hansard

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) Eurythmics

Come On Up To The House Tom Waits

My Baby Just Cares For Me Nina Simone

Veteran's Day Matthew Hubbard

I stand by each and every song on this list. Great, great, great stuff.

Songwriters? How about The One True Elvis, Randy, John and Paul, Mr. Tom Waits and Miss Nina Simone?

As Gene Hackman said in Hoosiers, "That's my team out on the court."

No disrespect to Denny Laine singing the hell out of a Bessie Banks song, or Glen Hansard's strong use of a simple drum machine, or the Eurythmics' great hit right out of the blocks.

Hell, even that Matthew Hubbard guy could write a catchy tune.

But what would be the featured tune of this Random 10?

Hypothetical question asker, I think this picture speaks for itself.

Especially after I added the captions.